I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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