Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
