She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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