Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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