I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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