just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You work out of a Hotel?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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