just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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