If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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