your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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