I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my being single is dangerous.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Do I have a choice?
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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