My Higher Power is John Stamos
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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