I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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