How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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