my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
