If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I checked into jail on foursquare
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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