I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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