just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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