i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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