brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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