good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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