I am spending my child support on dildos
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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