She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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