Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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