Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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