just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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