It's like God shit irony all over that family
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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