Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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