I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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