I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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