Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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