You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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