he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
