Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Vodka?
Forever.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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