im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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