Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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