If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize