Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.