You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol