she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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