used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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