Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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