her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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