Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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