i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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