The maid of honor just puked.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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