I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So vagazzling was a success
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