i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
