I'm jealous of your bromance
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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