I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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