Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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