have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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