there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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