HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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