So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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