i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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