you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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