There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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