Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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