I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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