I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
